The Little Angel On The Top Of The Christmas Tree!
One Particular Christmas Season A Long Time Ago
Santa Was Getting Ready For His Annual Trip
But There Were Problems Everywhere
Four Of His Elves Got Sick
The Trainee Elves Did Not Produce The Toys As Fast As The Regular Ones
So Santa Was Beginning To Feel The Pressure Of Being Behind Schedule
Then Mrs. Claus Told Santa That Her Mom Was Coming To Visit
This Stressed Santa Even More
When He Went To Harness The Reindeer
He Found That Three Of Them Were About To Give Birth
Two Had Jumped The Fence And Were Out At Heaven Knows Where
More Stress
Then When He Began To Load The Sleigh One Of The Boards Cracked
The Toy Bag Fell To The Ground And Scattered The Toys
So Frustrated
Santa Went Into The House For A Cup Of Coffee And A Shot Of Whiskey
When He Went To The Cupboard
He Discovered That The Elves Had Hid The Liquor
There Was Nothing To Drink
In His Frustration, He Accidentally Dropped The CoffeePot
It Broke Into Hundreds Of Little Pieces All Over The Kitchen Floor
Santa Went To Get The Broom To Clean It Up
He Found That The Mice Had Eaten The Straw It Was Made Of
Just Then The Doorbell Rang And Santa Cussed On His Way To The Door
Santa Opened The Door
There Was A Little Angel With A Great Big Christmas Tree
The Angel Said, Very Cheerfully
"Merry Christmas Santa
Isn't It Just A Lovely Day?
I Have A Beautiful Tree For You
Isn't It Just A Lovely Tree?
Where Would You Like Me To Stick It?
Thus Began The Tradition Of The Little Angel On Top Of The Tree
Author Unknown
Can You Guess The Christmas Songs?
Answers Are Shown Below After All The Questions
1. Quadruped With Crimson Proboscis
2. 5 P.m. To 6 A.m. Without Noise
3. Miniscule Hamlet In The Far East
4. Ancient Benevolent Despot
5. Adorn The Vestibule
6. Exuberance Directed To The Planet
7. Listen
Aerial Spirits Harmonizing
8. Monarchial Trio
9. Yonder In The Haystack
10. Assemble
Everyone Who Believes
11. Hallowed Post Meridian
12. Fantasies Of A Colorless December 25Th
13. Tin Tintinnabulums
14. A Dozen 24 Hour Yule Periods
15. Befell During The Transparent Bewitching Hour
16. Homo Sapien Of Crystallized Vapor
17. I Merely Desire A Pair Of Incisors
18. I Spied My Maternal Parent Osculating A Fat Man In Red
19. Perambulating Through A December Solstice Fantasy
20. Aloft On The Acme Of The Abode
ANSWERS BELOW
1. Rudolph
The Red-Nosed Reindeer
2. Silent Night
3. O Little Town Of Bethlehem
4. Good King Wenceslas
5. Deck The Halls
6. Joy To The World
7. Hark The Herald Angels Sing
8. We Three Kings
9. Away In A Manger
10. Come All Ye Faithful
11. O Holy Night
12. I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas
13. Silver Bells
14. The Twelve Days Of Christmas
15. It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
16. Frosty The Snowman
17. All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
18. I Saw Mama Kissing Santa Claus
19. Walking Through a Winter Wonderland
20. Up On The Rooftop
What Do Elves Learn In School?
The Elf-Abet!
What Kind Of Bird Can Write?
A PENguin
Did You Hear That One Of Santa's Reindeer Now Works For Proctor And Gambel?
It's True....Comet Cleans Sinks!
What Do You Call A Bunch Of Grandmasters Of Chess
Bragging About Their Games In A Hotel Lobby?
Chess Nuts Boasting In An Open Foyer!
What Do You Call A Cat On The Beach At Christmastime?
Sandy Claus!
Why Did Santa Spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because The Angel Had Said,"No L!"
What Do You Call People Who Are Afraid Of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic
What Do Snowmen Eat For Breakfast?
Snowflakes
Why Does Scrooge Love Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer?
Because Every Buck Is Dear To Him
What Do You Get If You Deep Fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle
BOBBIE
What Did The Ghosts Say To Santa Claus?
RICK
We'll Have A Boo Christmas Without You
ELF NO. 1
What Did Santa Shout To His Toys On Christmas Eve?
ELF NO. 2
Okay Everyone
Sack Time!!
If Athletes Get Athletes Foot, What Do Astronauts Get?
Missletoe!
What Did Adam Say On The Day Before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve
Why Did They Let The Turkey Join The Band?
Because It Had The Drum Sticks
What Did Tarzan Sing At Christmas Time?
Jungle Bells
What Kind Of Fish Does Santa Find In A Birdcage?
A Perch
Why Do Giraffes Get Christmas Gifts Every Year?
They Are So Good That They'll Stick Their Necks Out For Anyone
Why Did The Elf Push His Bed Into The Fireplace?
He Wanted To Sleep Like A Log
Why Does Santa Claus Go Down The Chimney On Christmas Eve?
Because It Soots Him
What Can Santa Give Away And Still Keep?
A Cold
What Do You Do If Santa Gets Stuck In Your Chimney?
Pour Santa Flush On Him
What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire?
Frostbite
What Do You Get When You Cross An Archer With A Gift Wrapper?
Ribbon Hood
What Did The Gingerbread Man Put On His Bed?
A Cookie Sheet!
Who Sings "Love Me Tender"
And Makes Christmas Toys?
Santa's Little Elvis
What Is The Cow's Holiday Greeting?
Mooooory Christmas!
What Does Santa Like To Eat?
A Jolly Roll
Where Do Santa's Reindeers Like To Stop For Lunch?
Deery Queen
How Does Santa Claus Take Pictures?
With His North Pole-Aroid
The 3 Stages Of Man
He Believes In Santa Claus
He Doesn't Believe In Santa Claus
He Is Santa Claus
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"Merry Christmas Santa
Isn't It Just A Lovely Day?
I Have A Beautiful Tree For You
Isn't It Just A Lovely Tree?
Where Would You Like Me To Stick It?
Thus Began The Tradition Of The Little Angel On Top Of The Tree
Author Unknown
Can You Guess The Christmas Songs?
Answers Are Shown Below After All The Questions
1. Quadruped With Crimson Proboscis
2. 5 P.m. To 6 A.m. Without Noise
3. Miniscule Hamlet In The Far East
4. Ancient Benevolent Despot
5. Adorn The Vestibule
6. Exuberance Directed To The Planet
7. Listen
Aerial Spirits Harmonizing
8. Monarchial Trio
9. Yonder In The Haystack
10. Assemble
Everyone Who Believes
11. Hallowed Post Meridian
12. Fantasies Of A Colorless December 25Th
13. Tin Tintinnabulums
14. A Dozen 24 Hour Yule Periods
15. Befell During The Transparent Bewitching Hour
16. Homo Sapien Of Crystallized Vapor
17. I Merely Desire A Pair Of Incisors
18. I Spied My Maternal Parent Osculating A Fat Man In Red
19. Perambulating Through A December Solstice Fantasy
20. Aloft On The Acme Of The Abode
ANSWERS BELOW
1. Rudolph
The Red-Nosed Reindeer
2. Silent Night
3. O Little Town Of Bethlehem
4. Good King Wenceslas
5. Deck The Halls
6. Joy To The World
7. Hark The Herald Angels Sing
8. We Three Kings
9. Away In A Manger
10. Come All Ye Faithful
11. O Holy Night
12. I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas
13. Silver Bells
14. The Twelve Days Of Christmas
15. It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
16. Frosty The Snowman
17. All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
18. I Saw Mama Kissing Santa Claus
19. Walking Through a Winter Wonderland
20. Up On The Rooftop
What Do Elves Learn In School?
The Elf-Abet!
What Kind Of Bird Can Write?
A PENguin
Did You Hear That One Of Santa's Reindeer Now Works For Proctor And Gambel?
It's True....Comet Cleans Sinks!
What Do You Call A Bunch Of Grandmasters Of Chess
Bragging About Their Games In A Hotel Lobby?
Chess Nuts Boasting In An Open Foyer!
What Do You Call A Cat On The Beach At Christmastime?
Sandy Claus!
Why Did Santa Spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because The Angel Had Said,"No L!"
What Do You Call People Who Are Afraid Of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic
What Do Snowmen Eat For Breakfast?
Snowflakes
Why Does Scrooge Love Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer?
Because Every Buck Is Dear To Him
What Do You Get If You Deep Fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle
BOBBIE
What Did The Ghosts Say To Santa Claus?
RICK
We'll Have A Boo Christmas Without You
ELF NO. 1
What Did Santa Shout To His Toys On Christmas Eve?
ELF NO. 2
Okay Everyone
Sack Time!!
If Athletes Get Athletes Foot, What Do Astronauts Get?
Missletoe!
What Did Adam Say On The Day Before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve
Why Did They Let The Turkey Join The Band?
Because It Had The Drum Sticks
What Did Tarzan Sing At Christmas Time?
Jungle Bells
What Kind Of Fish Does Santa Find In A Birdcage?
A Perch
Why Do Giraffes Get Christmas Gifts Every Year?
They Are So Good That They'll Stick Their Necks Out For Anyone
Why Did The Elf Push His Bed Into The Fireplace?
He Wanted To Sleep Like A Log
Why Does Santa Claus Go Down The Chimney On Christmas Eve?
Because It Soots Him
What Can Santa Give Away And Still Keep?
A Cold
What Do You Do If Santa Gets Stuck In Your Chimney?
Pour Santa Flush On Him
What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire?
Frostbite
What Do You Get When You Cross An Archer With A Gift Wrapper?
Ribbon Hood
What Did The Gingerbread Man Put On His Bed?
A Cookie Sheet!
Who Sings "Love Me Tender"
And Makes Christmas Toys?
Santa's Little Elvis
What Is The Cow's Holiday Greeting?
Mooooory Christmas!
What Does Santa Like To Eat?
A Jolly Roll
Where Do Santa's Reindeers Like To Stop For Lunch?
Deery Queen
How Does Santa Claus Take Pictures?
With His North Pole-Aroid
The 3 Stages Of Man
He Believes In Santa Claus
He Doesn't Believe In Santa Claus
He Is Santa Claus
Recommend Rasky's Site To A Friend!
COPYRIGHT © 2000-
RASKY'S VIETNAM MEMORIAL
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
Answers Are Shown Below After All The Questions
1. Quadruped With Crimson Proboscis
2. 5 P.m. To 6 A.m. Without Noise
3. Miniscule Hamlet In The Far East
4. Ancient Benevolent Despot
5. Adorn The Vestibule
6. Exuberance Directed To The Planet
7. Listen
Aerial Spirits Harmonizing
8. Monarchial Trio
9. Yonder In The Haystack
10. Assemble
Everyone Who Believes
11. Hallowed Post Meridian
12. Fantasies Of A Colorless December 25Th
13. Tin Tintinnabulums
14. A Dozen 24 Hour Yule Periods
15. Befell During The Transparent Bewitching Hour
16. Homo Sapien Of Crystallized Vapor
17. I Merely Desire A Pair Of Incisors
18. I Spied My Maternal Parent Osculating A Fat Man In Red
19. Perambulating Through A December Solstice Fantasy
20. Aloft On The Acme Of The Abode
ANSWERS BELOW
1. Rudolph
The Red-Nosed Reindeer
2. Silent Night
3. O Little Town Of Bethlehem
4. Good King Wenceslas
5. Deck The Halls
6. Joy To The World
7. Hark The Herald Angels Sing
8. We Three Kings
9. Away In A Manger
10. Come All Ye Faithful
11. O Holy Night
12. I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas
13. Silver Bells
14. The Twelve Days Of Christmas
15. It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
16. Frosty The Snowman
17. All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
18. I Saw Mama Kissing Santa Claus
19. Walking Through a Winter Wonderland
20. Up On The Rooftop
The Elf-Abet!
What Kind Of Bird Can Write?
A PENguin
Did You Hear That One Of Santa's Reindeer Now Works For Proctor And Gambel?
It's True....Comet Cleans Sinks!
What Do You Call A Bunch Of Grandmasters Of Chess
Bragging About Their Games In A Hotel Lobby?
Chess Nuts Boasting In An Open Foyer!
What Do You Call A Cat On The Beach At Christmastime?
Sandy Claus!
Why Did Santa Spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because The Angel Had Said,"No L!"
What Do You Call People Who Are Afraid Of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic
What Do Snowmen Eat For Breakfast?
Snowflakes
Why Does Scrooge Love Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer?
Because Every Buck Is Dear To Him
What Do You Get If You Deep Fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle
BOBBIE
What Did The Ghosts Say To Santa Claus?
RICK
We'll Have A Boo Christmas Without You
ELF NO. 1
What Did Santa Shout To His Toys On Christmas Eve?
ELF NO. 2
Okay Everyone
Sack Time!!
If Athletes Get Athletes Foot, What Do Astronauts Get?
Missletoe!
What Did Adam Say On The Day Before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve
Why Did They Let The Turkey Join The Band?
Because It Had The Drum Sticks
What Did Tarzan Sing At Christmas Time?
Jungle Bells
What Kind Of Fish Does Santa Find In A Birdcage?
A Perch
Why Do Giraffes Get Christmas Gifts Every Year?
They Are So Good That They'll Stick Their Necks Out For Anyone
Why Did The Elf Push His Bed Into The Fireplace?
He Wanted To Sleep Like A Log
Why Does Santa Claus Go Down The Chimney On Christmas Eve?
Because It Soots Him
What Can Santa Give Away And Still Keep?
A Cold
What Do You Do If Santa Gets Stuck In Your Chimney?
Pour Santa Flush On Him
What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire?
Frostbite
What Do You Get When You Cross An Archer With A Gift Wrapper?
Ribbon Hood
What Did The Gingerbread Man Put On His Bed?
A Cookie Sheet!
Who Sings "Love Me Tender"
And Makes Christmas Toys?
Santa's Little Elvis
What Is The Cow's Holiday Greeting?
Mooooory Christmas!
What Does Santa Like To Eat?
A Jolly Roll
Where Do Santa's Reindeers Like To Stop For Lunch?
Deery Queen
How Does Santa Claus Take Pictures?
With His North Pole-Aroid
He Believes In Santa Claus
He Doesn't Believe In Santa Claus
He Is Santa Claus
Recommend Rasky's Site To A Friend!
COPYRIGHT © 2000-
RASKY'S VIETNAM MEMORIAL
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
RASKY'S VIETNAM MEMORIAL
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED