Dispatcher
9-1-1 What Is your Emergency?
Caller
I Heard What Sounded Like Gunshots
Coming From The Brown House On The Corner
Dispatcher
Do You Have An Address?
Caller
No
I'm Wearing A Blouse And Slacks
Why?
Dispatcher
9-1-1
What Is Your Emergency?
Caller
Someone Broke Into My House
And Took A Bite Out Of My Ham And Cheese Sandwich
Dispatcher
Excuse Me?
Caller
I Made A Ham And Cheese Sandwich
I Left It On The Kitchen Table And When I Came Back From The Bathroom
Someone Had Taken A Bite Out Of It
Dispatcher
Was Anything Else Taken?
Caller
No
But This Has Happened To Me Before And I'm Sick And Tired Of It
Dispatcher
9-1-1
Fire Or Emergency?
Caller
Fire!
I Guess
Dispatcher
How Can I Help You Sir?
Caller
I Was Wondering
Does The Fire Department Put Snow Tire Chains On Their Trucks?
Dispatcher
Yes Sir
Do You Have An Emergency?
Caller
Well
I've Spent The Last 4 Hours Trying To Put These Snow Chains On My Tires
And
Well
Do You Think The Fire Department Could Come Over And Help Me?
Dispatcher
Help You What?
Caller
Help Me Get These Chains On My Car!
Dispatcher
9-1-1
What Is The Nature Of Your Emergency?
Caller
I'm Trying To Reach Nine Eleven
But My Phone Doesn't Have An Eleven On It
Dispatcher
This Is Nine Eleven
Caller
I Thought You Just Said It Was Nine-One-One
Dispatcher
Yes, Sir
Nine-One-One And Nine-Eleven Are The Same Thing
Caller
Ma'am
I May Be Old
But I'm Not Stupid
Dispatcher
9-1-1
What's The Nature Of Your Emergency?
Caller
My Wife Is Pregnant And Her Contractions Are Only Two Minutes Apart
Dispatcher
Is This Her First Child?
Caller
No
You Idiot!
This Is Her Husband!
Dispatcher
9-1-1
Caller
Yeah
I'm Having Trouble Breathing
I'm All Out Of Breath
Damn
I Think I'm Going To Pass Out
Dispatcher
Sir
Where Are You Calling From?
Caller
I'm At A Pay Phone
North And Foster
Damn
Dispatcher
Sir
An Ambulance Is On The Way
Are You An Asthmatic?
Caller
No
Dispatcher
What Were You Doing Before You Started Having Trouble Breathing?
Caller
Running From The Police
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9-1-1 What Is your Emergency?
Caller
I Heard What Sounded Like Gunshots
Coming From The Brown House On The Corner
Dispatcher
Do You Have An Address?
Caller
No
I'm Wearing A Blouse And Slacks
Why?
9-1-1
What Is Your Emergency?
Caller
Someone Broke Into My House
And Took A Bite Out Of My Ham And Cheese Sandwich
Dispatcher
Excuse Me?
Caller
I Made A Ham And Cheese Sandwich
I Left It On The Kitchen Table And When I Came Back From The Bathroom
Someone Had Taken A Bite Out Of It
Dispatcher
Was Anything Else Taken?
Caller
No
But This Has Happened To Me Before And I'm Sick And Tired Of It
9-1-1
Fire Or Emergency?
Caller
Fire!
I Guess
Dispatcher
How Can I Help You Sir?
Caller
I Was Wondering
Does The Fire Department Put Snow Tire Chains On Their Trucks?
Dispatcher
Yes Sir
Do You Have An Emergency?
Caller
Well
I've Spent The Last 4 Hours Trying To Put These Snow Chains On My Tires
And
Well
Do You Think The Fire Department Could Come Over And Help Me?
Dispatcher
Help You What?
Caller
Help Me Get These Chains On My Car!
9-1-1
What Is The Nature Of Your Emergency?
Caller
I'm Trying To Reach Nine Eleven
But My Phone Doesn't Have An Eleven On It
Dispatcher
This Is Nine Eleven
Caller
I Thought You Just Said It Was Nine-One-One
Dispatcher
Yes, Sir
Nine-One-One And Nine-Eleven Are The Same Thing
Caller
Ma'am
I May Be Old
But I'm Not Stupid
9-1-1
What's The Nature Of Your Emergency?
Caller
My Wife Is Pregnant And Her Contractions Are Only Two Minutes Apart
Dispatcher
Is This Her First Child?
Caller
No
You Idiot!
This Is Her Husband!
9-1-1
Caller
Yeah
I'm Having Trouble Breathing
I'm All Out Of Breath
Damn
I Think I'm Going To Pass Out
Dispatcher
Sir
Where Are You Calling From?
Caller
I'm At A Pay Phone
North And Foster
Damn
Dispatcher
Sir
An Ambulance Is On The Way
Are You An Asthmatic?
Caller
No
Dispatcher
What Were You Doing Before You Started Having Trouble Breathing?
Caller
Running From The Police
Recommend Rasky's Site To A Friend!
COPYRIGHT © 2000-
RASKY'S VIETNAM MEMORIAL
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
RASKY'S VIETNAM MEMORIAL
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED