It's Either This
Or This
We Love Our Country
But Thanks To Morons Like
Harry Reid
Nancy Pelosi
Most Democrats
And Some Republicans
And The Biggest Moron Of Them All
Barack Obama
Our Great Country Is Being Destroyed By Socialism
Change Has Come To America
This Is Not Our Father's Country Anymore
What I Have To Say Is Simply
Up Yours Harry Reid
Up Yours Nancy Pelosi
Up Yours To Most Democrats
Up Yours To Some Republicans
And To The Biggest Moron Of Them All
Up Yours Barack Obama
I Am Right Here
Come And Get Me And My Friend Gary
Locked And Loaded
You Will Never Take My America From Me
POLITICIAN CHOCOLATE CHIP HEALTH CARE BALLS
6 Million Ounces Of Empty Promises Chocolate Chips
1/4 Million Cups Of Half Truths
3 Million Cups Of Outright Lies And Falsehoods
2 1/2 Million Cups Crushed Oreos
1/3 Million Cups Of Sour Red Lies
5 Million Cups Ground Obamareidpelosiclinton Nuts
3 Trillion Cups Of Scarce Granulated Sugar Budget
Melt Empty Promises Chocolate Chips
With 1/4 Million Cup Half Truths
In A One Billion Quart Saucepan Over Low Heat
Blend In 3 Million Cups Of Outright Lies And Falsehoods
Remove From Heat When Fully Melted
Stir In The Crushed Oreos
Sour Red Lies
And Obamareidpelosiclinton Nuts
When Cool Enough To Handle
Shape Into 36-Inch High Inflationary Balls
Roll In Scarce Granulated Sugar Budget
Store In An Airtight Container
For At Least Four Years To Allow Lost Economy Flavors To Blend
Serve With A Steaming Hot Cup Of Socialism
In Four Years If Any Are Left Over
Throw Them All Out And Start All Over Again
And Hope For A Sweeter Mix
Approximate Servings 303,824,640
Per Serving: 3 Trillion Dollar Calories
102 Grams Of Politicians Protein
3 Trillion Pounds Of Pork Fat Protein
26.6 Million Grams Of Liberties Lost Carbohydrates
One Large Helping Of Socialistic Fiber
4 Mg Years Of Empty Promises Sodium
And A Trace Of Republican Cholesterol
Politician Chocolate Cip Health Care Balls
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Ronald Reagan
'Here's My Strategy On The Cold War
We Win
They Lose'
'The Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are
I'm From The Government And I'm Here To Help'
'The Trouble With Our Liberal Friends Is Not That They're Ignorant
It's Just That They Know So Much That Isn't So'
'Of The Four Wars In My Lifetime
None Came About Because The U.S. Was Too Strong'
'I Have Wondered At Times About What The Ten Commandments Would Have Looked Like
if Moses Had Run Them Through The U.S. Congress'
'The Taxpayer
That's Someone Who Works For The Federal Government
But Doesn't Have To Take The Civil Service Examination'
'Government Is Like A Baby
An Alimentary Canal With A Big Appetite At One Eend
And No Sense Of Responsibility At The Other'
'The Nearest Thing To Eternal Life We Will Ever See On This Earth
Is A Government Program'
'It Has Been Said That Politics Is The Second Oldest Profession
I Have Learned That It Bears A Striking Resemblance To The First'
'Government's View Of The Economy Can Be Summed Up In A Few Short Phrases
If It Moves
Tax It
If It Keeps Moving
Regulate It
And If It Stops Moving
Subsidize It'
'Politics Is Not A Bad Profession
If You Succeed
There Are Many Rewards
If You Disgrace Yourself
You Can Always Write A Book'
'No Arsenal
Or No Weapon In The Arsenals Of The World
Is As Formidable As The Will And Moral Courage Of Free Men And Women'
'IF WE EVER FORGET THAT WE ARE ONE NATION UNDER "GOD"
THEN WE WILL BE A NATION GONE UNDER'
Ronald Reagan
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