The Farmer And The Devil
A Farmer From The Wheat Fields Of Washington State Dies And Goes To Hell
While Down There The Devil Notices That The Farmer Is Not Suffering Like The Rest
He Checks The Gauge And Sees That It's 95 Degrees And About 80% Humidity
So He Goes Over To The Farmer And Asks Him Why He's So Happy
The Farmer Says, "The Temperature Is Just Like Plowing My Fields In June"
The Devil Isn't Happy With The Farmer's Answer And Decides To "Get" Him
So He Goes Over To His Controls And Turns Up The Temperature To 105 Degrees And The Humidity To 90%
Afterwards He Goes Looking For The Farmer
He Finds Him Standing Around Just As Happy As Can Be
The Devil Asks The Farmer, Again, Why He's So Happy
The Farmer Replies, "This Is Even Better
It's Like Pulling Weeds In The Fields During July"
The Devil, Now Upset, Decides To Really Make The Farmer Suffer
He Goes Over To The Controls And Turns The Heat Up To 115 Degrees And The Humidity To 100%
"Now Let's See What That Farmer Is Up To!" He Says As He Goes Looking For Him
He Finds The Farmer Sitting On The Floor Even Happier Than Before
The Devil Can't Figure It Out And Asks The Farmer Why He's So Happy
The Farmer Replies, "This Is Great, It's Just Like Working In The Silo With My Friends In August!"
The Devil, Angrily Walking Away, Says To Himself, "That's It! I'll Get This Farmer!"
He Goes Over To His Controls And Turns The Temperature Down To A Freezing 10 Degrees Below Zero!
Within A Matter Of Minutes, The Pools Of Molten Brimstone Begin To Ice Over
"Let's See What That Farmer Has To Say About This!" The Devil Says To Himself
He Looks Around And Finds The Farmer Jumping Up And Down For Joy And Shouting
"THE CINCINNATI BENGALS MUST HAVE FINALLY WON THE SUPERBOWL!"
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