Reindeer Poop
Make And Give It As A Christmas Gift

1/2 Cup Butter
2 Cups Granulated Sugar
1/2 Cup Milk
2 Teaspoons Cocoa
1/2 Cup Peanut Butter
3 Cups Oatmeal, "NOT" Instant
1/2 Cup Chopped Nuts (Optional)

Mix Butter, Sugar, Milk And Cocoa Together In A Large Saucepan
Bring To A Boil, Stirring Constantly And Boil For 1 Minute
Remove From Heat And Stir In Remaining Ingredients
Drop By Teaspoon Full (Larger Or Smaller As Desired)
Onto Waxed Paper And Let Harden
They Will Set Up In About 30 To 60 Minutes
They Will Keep For Several Days Without Refrigerating
And Will Keep Up To 2 Weeks Refrigerated And 2 To 3 Months Frozen
Pack Into Zip Lock Sandwich Bags Or A Large Mason Jar

Attach The Following Note To Each Bag Or Jar

I Woke Up With Such Scare When I Heard Santa Call
"Now Dash Away, Dash Away, Dash Away All!"

I Ran To The Lawn And In The Snowy White Drifts
Those Nasty Reindeer Had Left "Little Gifts"

I Got An Old Shovel And Started To Scoop
Neat Little Piles Of "Reindeer Poop!"

But To Throw Them Away
Seemed Such A Waste
So I Saved Them Thinking
You Might Like A Taste!

As I Finished My Task
Which Took Quite A While
Old Santa, Passed By And He Sheepishly Smiled
And I Heard Him Exclaim As He Was In The Sky
"Well They're Not Potty Trained
But At Least They Can Fly!"

Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Had A Very Shinny Nose
And If You Ever Saw It
You Would Even Say It Glows

All Of The Other Reigndeer
Used To Laugh And Call Him Names
They Never Let Poor Rudolph
Join In Any Reindeer Games

Then One Foggy Christmas Eve
Santa Came To Say "Rudolph With
Your Nose So Bright
Won't You Guide My Sleigh Tonight?"

Then How The Reindeer Loved Him
As They Shouted Out With Glee
Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
You'll Go Down In History

Written By
Johnny Marks

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